"Told Harry I fancied somewhere warm. Woke up in the wrong hemisphere with no luggage and a lot of questions."
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Welcome to the World's Worst Travel Agents!!
I have a vast amount of experience in screwing up every single holiday I book. So please get in touch if you want to book a holiday & have no clue where you're going!
If you're looking to book a holiday to Marbella, or book a £1600 pool party & turn up in the wrong country… this is the place for you!
Definitely not ATOL protectedWhat our happy customers say
1.0 out of 5 — based on several deeply questionable decisions
"Paid £1600 for a pool party and got a puddle, a strongly worded email, and a stern look from customs."
"Asked for Marbella, got Mumbai. Harry said it was 'basically the same vibe'."
"My all-inclusive holiday included exactly one warm can of lager and a leaflet."
"Asked for a quiet getaway. Harry booked us next to a nightclub that had apparently been open since 1998."
"Booked a week away. Returned with a slight tan, food poisoning, and major trust issues."
"Harry said the flight was 'direct'. It had four connections and one emotional breakdown. His, not mine."
"Asked Harry for a beach view. Ended up overlooking a bus stop in Paris."
"1/10 for the holiday. 10/10 for how confident Harry seemed while ruining it."